Sunday, September 30, 2012

Jack on Being a Good Husband

Age 8:

One morning we were driving in the car to take Jack to school.  I looked at myself in the rear view mirror and made a comment about how scary I looked without make up.
Jack: You look beautiful without it.
Me: Aww. Thanks Jack.  You are so sweet.
Jack (pause): Mom, on a a scale of 1-10, how happy do you think my wife will be being married to me?
Me: Oh man, I'd say a 10 for sure.
Jack: I'd say a 9. Because you can't always be perfect.
Me: What types of things do you think you would do to not make it a 10?
Jack: Oh you know...the same kind of stuff Dad does to annoy you.


Saturday, September 29, 2012

Jack on Dual Meanings

Age 8:

"Once you know what the word 'teat' means, then the word 'bon appetite' sounds disgusting."

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Jack on Love Interests

Age 8:

We were out to dinner and we were asking Jack about crushes and if anyone had them at school.  Afterwards, we asked if there was anyone he liked. Jay asked, "So who do you have your eye on?". Jack shrugged his shoulders and indicated there wasn't anyone special. He stated, "I'm sleeping at night with an open door."

Seriously?

Jack on Cheerleaders

Age 8:

One day we were driving down the road and saw some cheerleaders holding signs for a car wash and yelling.
Me: Roll down the window so we can hear what they are yelling.
Jack: Don't. I don't want to listen to their tacky cheers.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Jack on God and Survivor

Age 7:


Watching Survivor and one of the contestants was thanking God for his luck. 
Megan(sarcastically): It's not like God is watching Survivor from up there!
Jack: You never know. Maybe he's a big fan of the show.


Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Jack on Teeth

Age 7:


About a year ago, Jack lost his tooth but ate it by accident.  A couple days later, I overheard Jack say to Megan, "Hey, I just found my tooth in my poo. You wanna see it?" 

(For the record, it wasn't his tooth. It was corn. But I can see how he might be confused.)

Monday, September 24, 2012

Jack on Being Cool

Age 7:


Jack breaking it down...

 You have to be 3 things to be cool. 
1. Super smart 
2. Good athlete and 
3. Talk slang and stuff


Sunday, September 23, 2012

Jack on Business Cards

Age 7:

"My invisible business card would read, 'Don't blame me for being awesome. It's what I do.'"

(We are working on his self-esteem)

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Jack on Snacks

Age 7:


Mother-of-the-Year alert...
Me: What do you want from the grocery store? 
Jack: Well, we have enough snacks with artificial flavor...

Friday, September 21, 2012

Jack on Parenting Advice

Age 7:


"Mom, I will give you this tip...If Megan ever asks you,'What have you ever done for me?' You can say, 'I gave you life!'" 

(Smart kid)