Thursday, December 27, 2012

Jack on His Football Abilities

Age 9:

I walked into Jack's room one day and he showed me how he was kicking a football around.
Me: Be careful.  You don't want to hit the window.
Jack: Trust me. I'm a horrible kicker.  There's no chance of that.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Jack on Watching Too Much TV

Age 9:

One of Jack's favorite shows is Survivor.  One night, while discussing his favorite person on the show, he turned to us and said, "He is my favorite.  We have similar emotions and similar lifestyles."

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Jack on Sarcasm (#3)

Age 9:

Me: I don't have anything going on today.
Jack: What are you going to do with all your free time?
Me: I might go grocery shopping.
Jack: Mmmm...Classy.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Monday, December 17, 2012

Jack on Being Awesome

Age 9:

I hugged Jack one day after he was done showering.
Me: You smell good! You smell like shampoo.
Jack: Are you sure it's not just my awesomeness?

Monday, December 10, 2012

Jack on Fears

Age 9:

I was in the middle of decorating for the holidays when Jack came down the stairs.  He noticed a little snowman that I have that attaches to a candle.


He turned to me and said, "I have two fears in life. Number 1 is clowns.  Number 2 is tiny things in awkward positions."
 


Friday, December 7, 2012

Jack on Eating

Age 9:

Jack was at a friend's house and here is the text I got from the Mom.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Jack on Putting His Sorries in a Sack

Age 9:

Jack came upstairs the other day with a pillow case slung over his shoulder.

"I'm putting my sorries in a sack.  And by sack, I mean pillowcase. And by sorries, I mean my Skylanders."

(Note: Skylanders are little toy figures)