Jack was telling us about a kid in his class who is kind of mean and teases other kids. As an example he told us about something this kid said about him, and the fact that Jack's favorite color is pink.
Jack: Yeah, he told me that I looked like the gay guy from Survivor.
(Then we got on a bit of a tangent about how sometimes it is best to ignore the situation, but sometimes you have to stand up for yourself and in those cases, we would support him.)
Jay: What is this kid's name anyway?
Jack: so-and-so Um.
Me: His last name is Um????
(Jay and I start laughing)
Me: Oh man, you've got leverage there!
Jay: You have so much material with that.
Jack: Like what?
Jay: How about "Um....Um.... Hey so-and-so....Um...Um..."
Jack: I thought of something I could say.
Me: What is it?
Jack: Well... It has a swear word in it.
Me: (trying to think what swear word rhymes with Um) Go ahead and say it.
Jay: Yeah. Go ahead.
Jack: Okay. How about "Um...You're a dick!"
I guess it is our fault that we have him the okay to say it!