This week we are on spring break. A bunch of the boys went to the beach to play in the ocean. The dad in charge startle joking with the boys about what to do if they were to get stung by a jellyfish.
Him: So you guys know what to do if you get stung by a jellyfish?
Boys: You pee on it!
Him: Okay, so you need to pick a buddy. If you get stung, you need to pick a friend who will pee on you.
(Boys take turns saying who their pee buddy would be.)
Him: Jack, who would you pick?
Jack: I pick myself.
Him: What about if you get stung on your shoulder?
Jack: I have extreme accuracy.