Jack has a recurring catch phrase- "No offense..." And whenever he says it, it usually is followed by something that actually is, well, offensive. The other morning after I took our dog, George for a run, I told Jack that I thought I was George's favorite.
Me: I think George loves me the best. I am the only one in this family who takes him out for exercise.
Jack: Mom, no offense but well, you know how when you have a rich friend that you don't like that much but you still keep hanging out with them anyway just because they have money?
Me: Uh, yeah I guess...
Then Jack just shrugged his shoulders and looked at me as if to indicate that apparently I'm George's rich friend.